[Egon rolls his eyes, but doesn't seem to mind when Venkman hands him the Twinkay in exchange. Here's 250P. Don't go spending it all in one place. He immediately unwraps the Twinkay and munches on it, watching Tarantula. He addresses the little Meowth directly--]
We're getting you as many gourmet PokéPuffs as you can eat. Within healthy limits, of course.
[And then he lightly pokes the coin on her head. To Venkman, he says:]
That's more than enough money to buy a single Twinkay. And it's a strategy for someone who won't bother putting in the effort towards showing their true strategic power.
[Which has coincidentally disappeared from his hand and into his mouth. He almost makes a comment on how to better Venkman's team, but...he gets distracted by the cute little kitty. Egon wipes his fingers on his jacket and gently squishes Tarantula's little cheeks, all while maintaining an absolutely stoic expression.]
You fought the most valiantly out of all of Peter's Pokémon.
[He's not gonna bother fighting it, not when it's so much more fun to see Egon entranced by a kitten. Tarantula squeaks in delight, before grabbing Egon's hand in her paws and licking his fingers.]
[Tarantula is adorable, thank you. He stays still for a moment to allow her to lick, then pulls his hands away. Egon gingerly scoops her up in his arms, careful not to jostle her too much.]
Now, let's go to the Pokémon Center to get them back into fighting shape, yes?
[Is he talking to Tarantula or to Venkman? Who knows? He does lean forward to kiss Venkman, though. He's not that mad about it.]
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We're getting you as many gourmet PokéPuffs as you can eat. Within healthy limits, of course.
[And then he lightly pokes the coin on her head. To Venkman, he says:]
See if I let you borrow my Toxic TM again.
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[He pockets it anyway.
Tarantula purrs lovingly up at Egon, lightly batting at his hand with a sheathed paw.]
Hey, it's a viable strategy! Just needs a little tweaking- if I had Double Team on more Pokemon, maybe, or Confuse Ray...
[Even if Egon banned him from the TM, he'd just steal it during his 14 minute "rest period".]
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[Which has coincidentally disappeared from his hand and into his mouth. He almost makes a comment on how to better Venkman's team, but...he gets distracted by the cute little kitty. Egon wipes his fingers on his jacket and gently squishes Tarantula's little cheeks, all while maintaining an absolutely stoic expression.]
You fought the most valiantly out of all of Peter's Pokémon.
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[He's not gonna bother fighting it, not when it's so much more fun to see Egon entranced by a kitten. Tarantula squeaks in delight, before grabbing Egon's hand in her paws and licking his fingers.]
She sure did.
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Now, let's go to the Pokémon Center to get them back into fighting shape, yes?
[Is he talking to Tarantula or to Venkman? Who knows? He does lean forward to kiss Venkman, though. He's not that mad about it.]
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Venkman hands over the baby cat and accepts the kiss, smiling openly.]
Yeah, alright.
I love you.