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"You have reached Dr. Egon Spengler. Please leave a message, preferably fifty words or less."
"You have reached Dr. Egon Spengler. Please leave a message, preferably fifty words or less."
You know a part of me regrets not coming with you to the party, if only to see you two kiss for the first time.
[He’s a hopeless romantic he can’t help himself.
Ray soon smiles sheepishly at Egon’s comment about him.]
I’m guessing I was seen as “that weird kid that everyone thought would go nowhere in life” in your dimension too?
[He says this in a joking tone, but his averted gaze makes it clear that it still hurts him a little.
Not that he really thinks about it much anymore, especially now that his entire hometown happily welcomes him now that he’s a celebrity.
But a small part of him wished they were like that to him when he was a child.]
[He’s a hopeless romantic he can’t help himself.
Ray soon smiles sheepishly at Egon’s comment about him.]
I’m guessing I was seen as “that weird kid that everyone thought would go nowhere in life” in your dimension too?
[He says this in a joking tone, but his averted gaze makes it clear that it still hurts him a little.
Not that he really thinks about it much anymore, especially now that his entire hometown happily welcomes him now that he’s a celebrity.
But a small part of him wished they were like that to him when he was a child.]
God. You know, if that's the case, I guess I can't even blame him that much, 'cause it definitely crossed my mind too. That it'd be so much easier to play up the image more and keep hanging around those kinds of people.
But I couldn't do it. Not to myself, and not to you guys. I didn't want to hang around the frat jocks who'd've made your lives hell in high school, and who still pulled that kinda stuff in college. And I... I didn't wanna turn into that kind of person. Even if it would just be an act. Sure, it'd be easier, but that didn't make it the better choice.
So I started hanging around you two more and more openly, and yeah, there were some comments, but nothing I couldn't handle. And I could always point to my track record with women as evidence if I needed.
[And then...
Venkman lets go of his fork again and reaches out with his free hand to take Ray's. He meets Ray's eyes, and his tone is more solemn than it's been the rest of this brunch- even when talking about his own childhood, Venkman's tried to sound flippant. But this is serious.]
Ray, I know that any version of you turned out a hell of a lot better than anyone else in that town.
But I couldn't do it. Not to myself, and not to you guys. I didn't want to hang around the frat jocks who'd've made your lives hell in high school, and who still pulled that kinda stuff in college. And I... I didn't wanna turn into that kind of person. Even if it would just be an act. Sure, it'd be easier, but that didn't make it the better choice.
So I started hanging around you two more and more openly, and yeah, there were some comments, but nothing I couldn't handle. And I could always point to my track record with women as evidence if I needed.
[And then...
Venkman lets go of his fork again and reaches out with his free hand to take Ray's. He meets Ray's eyes, and his tone is more solemn than it's been the rest of this brunch- even when talking about his own childhood, Venkman's tried to sound flippant. But this is serious.]
Ray, I know that any version of you turned out a hell of a lot better than anyone else in that town.
[Egon nods solemnly, listening to Venkman speak. The fact that such a decision could dictate someone's life and personality and interactions with others in such a way...frankly unnerved him. Was it a bad decision? A good decision? The mortality of decisions is contextualized within the confines of society.
He's about to make a comment when he notices Venkman moving to grip Ray's hand. Ah. Right. He turns to Ray, as well, and goes to hold his other hand.
It's fine, they're a gay triangle now.]
I agree with Peter. You've enriched our lives in such an astounding way despite everything, although you still should not have been subjected to these ills of society.
He's about to make a comment when he notices Venkman moving to grip Ray's hand. Ah. Right. He turns to Ray, as well, and goes to hold his other hand.
It's fine, they're a gay triangle now.]
I agree with Peter. You've enriched our lives in such an astounding way despite everything, although you still should not have been subjected to these ills of society.
It’s a shame the other Peter isn’t here. I betcha it would be a lot easier to figure out what makes you two tick with him here!
[He grins at the both of them, and would probably wave off their concern if he had a free hand.]
Aw, I wouldn’t worry about it too much, you guys! I like to think that I turned out pretty well, and regardless of what my childhood was like, I have great friends and partners now!
[He gently squeezes both of their hands.]
... But thanks for being there for me anyway. It means the world to me.
[He grins at the both of them, and would probably wave off their concern if he had a free hand.]
Aw, I wouldn’t worry about it too much, you guys! I like to think that I turned out pretty well, and regardless of what my childhood was like, I have great friends and partners now!
[He gently squeezes both of their hands.]
... But thanks for being there for me anyway. It means the world to me.
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'd punch the other me in the dick if I met him. Even if it turns out he did have good reasons for being the way he is.
'Course, Ray. Always will be. [He winks.] You can't get rid of us if you tried.
... Now, if we're all done thinking about our tragic backstories, all in favor of talking about something else? Like, Egon still doesn't know all about the ghosts we've had to deal with, and vice versa.
'Course, Ray. Always will be. [He winks.] You can't get rid of us if you tried.
... Now, if we're all done thinking about our tragic backstories, all in favor of talking about something else? Like, Egon still doesn't know all about the ghosts we've had to deal with, and vice versa.
[After a moment of hesitation to glance towards the other tables, Egon leans forward to kiss Ray on the cheek before pulling his hand away. He goes to eat the rest of his abandoned sandwich.]
Aye. [He takes a bite.] You appear to have dealt with various supernatural phenomena that do not entirely relate to ghosts or spirits. I was wondering if you could tell me about those cases and how you dealt with them.
Aye. [He takes a bite.] You appear to have dealt with various supernatural phenomena that do not entirely relate to ghosts or spirits. I was wondering if you could tell me about those cases and how you dealt with them.
[Ray smiles at the kiss, and gently touches his face afterwards.]
Spengs told me about how they had a run in with this Vigo character! I gotta say, from what he’s told me, I think we have a strong contender to beat the chicken guy for dumbest plan. It seems like his entire plan was to possess a baby? Egon, you sure you have no idea what his plan beyond that was?
Spengs told me about how they had a run in with this Vigo character! I gotta say, from what he’s told me, I think we have a strong contender to beat the chicken guy for dumbest plan. It seems like his entire plan was to possess a baby? Egon, you sure you have no idea what his plan beyond that was?
Ray, nothing can beat chicken guy. Chicken guy got the power to make anything he wanted disappear or reappear just so that poor demon could save face, and he still just wanted to eliminate chickens and nothing else.
And then we tricked him with robotic chickens.
And then we tricked him with robotic chickens.
Robotic chickens. Demons being embarassed by chickens only further points towards my theory that any higher being that exists and may or may not be God may be a chicken.
[Stated in an incredibly flat tone.]
Well, that wasn't his only plan. He intended to use the psychoreactive slime under the city to somehow gain control over the population. However, we were able to weaponize it against him and neutralize him effectively. I am unsure whether he expected the slime to be positively charged, given the general attitude of New Yorkers.
[Stated in an incredibly flat tone.]
Well, that wasn't his only plan. He intended to use the psychoreactive slime under the city to somehow gain control over the population. However, we were able to weaponize it against him and neutralize him effectively. I am unsure whether he expected the slime to be positively charged, given the general attitude of New Yorkers.
... Okay I guess Vigo isn’t as bad as the chicken guy.
[Sorry chicken man.]
Oh yeah I almost forgot about the slime! Knowing the state New York usually is in our dimension, I’m betting he didn’t expect it to be positively charged at all. Still it’s a shame I wasn’t able to see the slime myself!
[Sorry chicken man.]
Oh yeah I almost forgot about the slime! Knowing the state New York usually is in our dimension, I’m betting he didn’t expect it to be positively charged at all. Still it’s a shame I wasn’t able to see the slime myself!
... Ok, tell me more about this slime again. Because I know we told you about the slime that coats the pillar of Manhattan, and how that leaked into the sewer system once, and I still don't get how there's two separate supernatural slime sources in the sewer system, completely independent of each other.
At least, I assume they're separate. Ray, you and the other Egon would've noticed if that slime had, uh, psycho-reactive tendencies, right?
At least, I assume they're separate. Ray, you and the other Egon would've noticed if that slime had, uh, psycho-reactive tendencies, right?
I believe the slime had been placed in the sewer system several hundred years earlier by worshipers of Gozer. Once the slime had grown in volume and become charged with negative psychokinetic energy, Vigo noticed this and decided to utilize it for his plan. [He shrugs.] Waiting for hundreds of years in slumber did nothing to help him--he should've spent more time studying the effects of the slime.
[He puts his fork down and glances towards Ray.] We did perform a few experiments regarding how it reacted to differing emotional states, both negative and positive. For example, insulting it, regardless of the speaker's tone, would cause it to react, although yelling usually caused it to react more violently.
[He puts his fork down and glances towards Ray.] We did perform a few experiments regarding how it reacted to differing emotional states, both negative and positive. For example, insulting it, regardless of the speaker's tone, would cause it to react, although yelling usually caused it to react more violently.
Edited 2019-02-06 01:40 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure the Mood Slime is an entirely different thing, since I have no idea why worshipers of Gozer would want to build a support beam like that that would stop giant earthquakes from happening. And while it could have some minor psycho-reactive power, it doesn't seem to be nearly on the same level, anyway.
...
You know you got really quiet when I asked about the experiments earlier, Spengs. What was that about?
...
You know you got really quiet when I asked about the experiments earlier, Spengs. What was that about?
Fair enough, but still, two different sewer slimes? Maybe they came from the same place initially, and developed different niche uses, and were utilized by different people. I dunno.
Huh. So you guys wound up screaming at slime for science.
[Despite this Venkman's dislike of his other self, there's a great deal of similarity between the two. They both love their partners, though one is better at showing it. They both have similar senses of humor, though one takes jokes too far sometimes. They both take pride in their public appearance and overemphasize their own importance, and it's hard to tell if either of them are as egotistical as they act.
But more than anything, they both seem to have a knack for knowing when a conversation is going to end in them getting to make fun of their partners, and they both love to take advantage of that. To the point that somehow, some way, Venkman winds up briefly echoing his own alternate self word-for-word.]
What kinda tests did you try for the positive reactions?
Huh. So you guys wound up screaming at slime for science.
[Despite this Venkman's dislike of his other self, there's a great deal of similarity between the two. They both love their partners, though one is better at showing it. They both have similar senses of humor, though one takes jokes too far sometimes. They both take pride in their public appearance and overemphasize their own importance, and it's hard to tell if either of them are as egotistical as they act.
But more than anything, they both seem to have a knack for knowing when a conversation is going to end in them getting to make fun of their partners, and they both love to take advantage of that. To the point that somehow, some way, Venkman winds up briefly echoing his own alternate self word-for-word.]
What kinda tests did you try for the positive reactions?
I would not discount the theory of evolutionary slime.
[Egon's body language stiffens ever so slightly--something only really noticeable to the people who've spent years around him. Or at least, someone who's spent time around some version of Egon Spengler.]
We exposed it to music and songs, gave it nurturing, supportive words. [He clears his throat.] Ray...mostly handled that aspect.
[He attempts to pick up his fork and start working on another piece of cake.]
[Egon's body language stiffens ever so slightly--something only really noticeable to the people who've spent years around him. Or at least, someone who's spent time around some version of Egon Spengler.]
We exposed it to music and songs, gave it nurturing, supportive words. [He clears his throat.] Ray...mostly handled that aspect.
[He attempts to pick up his fork and start working on another piece of cake.]
[Hm, well Egon's getting weird about it again, but so far it just seems like normal things to him?]
Yeah! Spengs told me already that it responds especially well with the song "Higher and Higher".
Apparently we used it to control the Statue of Liberty
Yeah! Spengs told me already that it responds especially well with the song "Higher and Higher".
Apparently we used it to control the Statue of Liberty
Edited (fuck i forgot that conversation) 2019-02-06 02:25 (UTC)
[Venkman's eyes narrow ever so slightly. He damn well noticed that change in posture, Egon. Tread carefully.]
What, you didn't want to sweet-talk the mood slime, Egon?
... We did what with the Statue of Liberty.
[That manages to briefly distract Venkman from examining Egon further, at least. But it won't work for long.]
What, you didn't want to sweet-talk the mood slime, Egon?
... We did what with the Statue of Liberty.
[That manages to briefly distract Venkman from examining Egon further, at least. But it won't work for long.]
[Egon pointedly avoids answering that first question, deciding instead to focus on the way this particular slice of cake is structured.]
We coated the Statue of Liberty in positively-charged psychokinetic slime and played "Higher and Higher" at an extremely high volume, which allowed the structure to self-mobilize.
[They've used too many eggs in this--the texture is far too close. Interesting.]
We coated the Statue of Liberty in positively-charged psychokinetic slime and played "Higher and Higher" at an extremely high volume, which allowed the structure to self-mobilize.
[They've used too many eggs in this--the texture is far too close. Interesting.]
Whaddya say, Pete? You think that's weirder than the chicken man?
[Hey if Ray distracts Peter enough, he may accidentally help draw him away from the slime stuff.
...Maybe.]
[Hey if Ray distracts Peter enough, he may accidentally help draw him away from the slime stuff.
...Maybe.]
Maybe a little weirder.
[It's rare for Venkman to concede so easily, but Egon is practically dissecting that cake on the table like a science class frog, and he wants to know why.]
Egon. Tell us more about the experiments.
[It's rare for Venkman to concede so easily, but Egon is practically dissecting that cake on the table like a science class frog, and he wants to know why.]
Egon. Tell us more about the experiments.
[Egon stabs the fork directly through the cake, still pointedly avoiding meeting Venkman's (or Ray's) eyes.]
I don't see what else there is to speak on the matter. We tested the slime for emotional reactions, and were able to draw a conclusion on its psychokinetic make up.
[He starts picking apart the cake without bothering to even eat it.]
And what about the chicken man? How exactly was he able to make a deal with a demon in the first place?
I don't see what else there is to speak on the matter. We tested the slime for emotional reactions, and were able to draw a conclusion on its psychokinetic make up.
[He starts picking apart the cake without bothering to even eat it.]
And what about the chicken man? How exactly was he able to make a deal with a demon in the first place?
I’m pretty sure he just performed the standard demon summoning ritual where he gains something in exchange for his soul.
[Ray looks over at Venkman. Yeah, he’s really starting to notice how weird Egon is being too, and while he’s not fueled by being a jerk, he’s still really curious about what’s going on.]
You alright, Spengs? The way you’ve been reacting whenever we bring up the slime really makes it sound like something happened during the experiment.
[Ray looks over at Venkman. Yeah, he’s really starting to notice how weird Egon is being too, and while he’s not fueled by being a jerk, he’s still really curious about what’s going on.]
You alright, Spengs? The way you’ve been reacting whenever we bring up the slime really makes it sound like something happened during the experiment.
[Excuse you, Venkman is entirely motivated by non-bastard reasons. Definitely]
Hey, Dr. Spengler, you can stop the cake autopsy any time now. And there's plenty to "speak about on the matter". Don't you usually like it when I ask questions and provide actual feedback about your experiments? You got a reason for clamming up right now, Egie?
Hey, Dr. Spengler, you can stop the cake autopsy any time now. And there's plenty to "speak about on the matter". Don't you usually like it when I ask questions and provide actual feedback about your experiments? You got a reason for clamming up right now, Egie?
[Egon stops taking apart the cake. But he still doesn't look up at either of them. He rests the fork on the plate and folds his hands together, appearing oddly contemplative.
After an uncomfortable pause, he says--]
Perhaps we should speak some more about your experiences.
[That's...all.]
After an uncomfortable pause, he says--]
Perhaps we should speak some more about your experiences.
[That's...all.]
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