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[The corner of his mouth twitches upwards.]

Of course, but certain attacks can have lingering effects on both Pokémon and people. For example, Doppler has a potent bite that can leave his opponents poisoned.

[And Egon, for that matter. He watches as Venkman tends to the Deerling's wounds, and...doesn't...bother yelling out when Venkman almost gets kicked by the Pokémon. He blinks, frowning.]

It could be that the Ponytas have an attack that leave a Pokémon burned. I would suggest holding it carefully so that it cannot kick you. Is its fur still singed? If that is the case, you should think about putting it in a containment unit for now so you can quickly transport it to the nearest Pokémon center.

So that's why your hand looked so terrible on New Years. How long does the effect hang around?

Containment unit's not a bad idea. I think we're still... At least a few hours from the nearest city, and that's if I get that ostrich to hurry. I don't wanna carry a deer that whole time.

Alright, little guy. I'm gonna grab something from my bag- it's not gonna hurt ya.

[Venkman half turns to dig through the main pocket in the bag, taking his eyes off the Deerling for the moment. Unfortunately, by partially healing the Deerling, he's allowed it to get some of its strength back.

You know where this is going.

As far as kicks go, it's not as bad as it could've been, since the Deerling is still lying on its side with a giant isopod sitting on top of it. But Venkman still doubles over, wheezing from the impact to his gut.]

MOTHERFUCKER!

[The Deerling appears startled by the shout, but only manages to stumble when it tries to run away. It bleats again.]

Yeah, yeah, you have- no right to complain. That hurt, you ungrateful little bastard. [He sucks in a breath, feeling at his stomach where the hoof nailed him.] Little higher up and you could've cracked my ribs, and then where would we be? Both of us stranded in the woods together, relying on the kindness of the ostrich to see if they'd drag us to a center or abandon us to die.

[Venkman finally finds a Pokeball, and looks at the Deerling, unimpressed.]

Alright. You're going in this thing, and you're not gonna give me any trouble about it. Because otherwise I have to hold you for the next god-knows-how-long. And you don't want that.

[He clicks the latch on the Pokeball, and the red light flashes, enveloping the Deerling, who bleats in concern and tries to back away. It disappears into the ball, and Venkman glares at it as it wriggles back and forth.]

[Egon winces slightly when Venkman gets kicked in the stomach.]

I warned you. [A pause as he glances over his shoulder towards Kölliker, who has apparently taken immense interest in what is happening onscreen.] Please do not swear in front of the children.

[It's...not like he can attempt to cover her ears when she literally doesn't have ears.]

Nevertheless, excellent. Perhaps you have a future as a Pokémon rehabilitator. [The corner of his mouth twitches upwards.] Are you sure you're all set for money? You'll need new supplies eventually. I can send you some when the paycheck comes through.

[It's nice not having to rely on client availability for your income for a change.]

Oh, my bad, Spengs, for swearing in front of the embryo when I just got hit in the stomach. This is how Houdini died, you know.

[The Pokeball finally stops wriggling and makes a quiet "click" noise. Venkman sighs in relief, putting the Pokeball down and rubbing his face with one hand. After a moment, he picks the Pokegear up so he can see Egon again.]

Yeah, yeah. I still don't want to get a job, but I guess it could be useful.

[At least basic knowledge of Pokemon medicine and restraint would be a world of help right now.]

... I would maybe kind of appreciate that. Yeah. Thanks.

[He had plans to con a hotel or inn into letting him stay the night but now he's got an injured baby deer to worry about, throwing an added wrench in his plans.]

...I thought Houdini had died from either appendicitis. Or after he was forcibly taken by several malevolent spirits that disliked him tampering with their work.

[He inclines his head towards the camera, frowning a little bit.]

I'm sorry, the signal here seems somewhat weak. Do you mind repeating that again?

[It's absolutely impossible to tell if he genuinely is asking Venkman to repeat himself or is just holding it over Venkman's head right now.]

Houdini had this thing about having a stomach of iron and being able to take any blow. But some idiot gut-punched him when he was lying down and unprepared, and it aggravated his appendicitis to the point of killing him.

[Egon has his fungus knowledge. Venkman has circus, carnival, and magician-themed trivia. Obviously, they're equally useful.]

He didn't die because of ghosts, but we did have to deal with his ghost, once. Uh, with the other Egon.

... I said I'd appreciate it. You dick.

Oh?

[The smallest hint of a smile can be seen on Spengler's face.]

In that case, I will send you about six thousand Pokédollars next Friday. Hopefully, that should be enough to last you until you get to Saffron City.

...However, I am intrigued by this information. How on Earth did you manage to determine that the ghost was, in fact, Houdini's, and not another ghost impersonating him?

[ghost identity theft is a thing probably]

Thanks, Egie. Love ya.

[He says it a little too fast and dismissively, but he means it.]

I guess he didn't really look much like Houdini, but he only manifested when some two-bit poser magician stole his stuff for his own act. Plus, he could escape the ghost traps.

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