[Egon nods sagely, scratching his chin.]

Dirt is filled with a multitude of bacteria, and exposure to this bacteria is beneficial to a child's immune system in the long term. I admire your dedication to building your body's defenses. As for petty theft....

[That's...probably not what Jack was doing, but who's keeping track?

Faraday nods excitedly--definitely! She'll even try to draw Jolene, if possible! She loves the ribbons in her hair.]