[Egon practically shoves the Shuckle in both of their faces. The Shuckle seems relatively unfazed by this as it slowly begins to extend its limbs, wrapping them around Egon's arm.]

This is a Shuckle. I've read extensively on their species--did you know that they're known as the mold Pokémon? This creature stores berries in its shell and digests them to become edible, like many other decomposers. What makes this berry juice unique is that it can also be consumed by other Pokémon and human beings. It looks incredibly similar to the apple rust fungi--

[He still can't see shit even with his glasses on, but he doesn't care. He's like a kid in a candy store that was struck over the head with a jar of Twinkies.

Cucumis chitters, a little annoyed. She hit because the Sandygast was approaching her with a sharp object! She thought it was going to stab her, and she's had enough physical harm for today. Maybe if they want to avoid getting hit, they shouldn't run at people with sharp objects!]

--help me think of names of mycologists, please. A glorious specimen such as this one deserves a good name.